Velly funny docta Jones!Hey all. I got to thinking today about how all of these movies we watch affect our every day life. Specifically, I think about how I say all these phrases from different movies. Most people don’t even get it. Like, my brother Derek and I always say “You neva had your car!.” People stare at us and don’t even know what we are talking about. I thought it would be funny to see from my friends and readers what movie and/or music quotes are your favorites. Here are some of mine:

My movie and/or music quotes I use as often as possible:

  • Haha, velly funny docta Jones! – from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
  • You never had your car! – from Fast and the Furious
  • You rock my world little Country Girl – from some country song (its funny to say it to boys)
  • What…..deh …..heck – from Napoleon Dynamite ( cut scenes )
  • Say hello to my leeetle friend – Scarface (I usually say it at the urinal)
  • Don’t be sore at me – Jerky Boys
  • Dock that chink a days pay for nappin’ on the job – Blazing Saddles

I’ll add more as I remember. Lets see what you got!

Comments

12 Comments

  1. pain said 2834 days ago

    These are some of my favorite lines from movies/tv:

    “Son of a bitch must pay” – Jack Burton, Big Trouble in Little China

    “Gimme some sugar baby” – Ash, Army of Darkness

    “Charlie Murphy!” – Dave Chapell, Dave Chapell Show

    “Mother of God” – Ramathorn, Super Troopers

    “Boody tlaps! Dats what I said!” – Data, The Goonies

  2. rogie said 2833 days ago

    Dood…. I love that Booty tlaps line! That is sooo funny man.

  3. ansotegui said 2831 days ago

    Ok, my turn:

    “I look good, hey everyone, come see how good I look”
    “I love Scotch, scotch scotch scotch, here it goes down, down into my belly.”
    -Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgandy

    “Ha ha ha…. YES!!” -Phil Hartman impersonating Ed McMahon on SNL

    “These shnaz berries taste like shnaz berries” -Supertroopers

    “The crickets and the rust beetles scuttled among the nettles of the sage thicket. Vamanos amigos, he whispered, and threw the busted leather flint craw, over the loose weave of the saddle cock, and they rode on in the friscilating dusklight.” -The Royal Tenenbaums

    “Those were Italian.”
    “Now they’re practical.”
    -Dialog between Michael Douglas and Kathleen Turner, Romancing the Stone

    “The price is wrong, bitch.” – Happy Gilmore

    “I’m the foot fuckin masta!” Pulp Fiction

  4. logie said 2831 days ago

    Yanni,

    You are one crazy kid. I love, absolutely love that Royal Tenenbaums quote bro, that rocks my world lil country girl. And that scotchy scotch scotch line baby….its awesome. Here’s one for ya…

    Unique New York….Unique New York. Lemon Linament….Lemon Linament.

  5. David Barrett said 2825 days ago

    “I don’t want the children to work in factories! Stop this from happening! Save them! Don’t let them go blind!”
    “There was a drought. There was no corn. No olives! No soul of life. No rabbit in the oven. We mashed locusts, and we made bread.”
    “I’m not a hero. We’d all be heroes if we quit using petroleum though.”
    I Heart Huckabees

  6. logie said 2825 days ago

    Geesh man. All these quotes from I Heart Huckabees eh. I especially like the one about mashing locusts and making bread. Any day you can mash a locust is a good day in my book bro.

  7. Bonn said 2824 days ago

    Well, here’s a few off the top of my head.

    Based on my current situation:
    “Not goodbye. I hate goodbye. It’s see you later.” – The kid off of Johnny Q

    (Nurse) – “Wow you’re hot.” “Why thank you, you are to.” – Fantastic 4

    “I’m you’re huckleberry.” – Val Kilmor as Doc Holiday in Tombstone

    “Wanted to stop by, say hi, thanks for giving me the shaft.” – Brad Pitt in Mr. & Mrs. Smith

    “I’m Rick James Bitch!” – Dave Chappell as Rick James in Chappell’s Show

    “What!!…..Yeah!!….Okay!!!” Dave Chappell as Lil John in Chappell’s Show

    “Are you drinking 1% because you think you’re fat, because you’re not. You could drink whole milk if you want to.” – Napolean Dynamite

    “I’ve got my BFF – you.” – Sean William Scott in Dukes of Hazard

    “We’ll play a little game called just the tip. Just the tip to see how it feels…” – Vince Vaughan in Wedding Crashers

    “Ya, well the woman in the hat just eye-fucked the shit out of me.” – Vince Vaughan in Wedding Crashers

    I may think of more to come. If I do i’ll post some more.

  8. logie said 2824 days ago

    Nice one bonn. You got me rollin on the floor laughin (ROFL to the non-lay individual) again! Here’s a new one from a cool preview, I think it’s from the upcoming movie “Just Like Heaven”:

    I’m soooo parched. Im about 99.9% sure I could use a cola right about now.
    - Jon Heder ( Darryl )

  9. Lars said 2821 days ago

    All right, ramblers… Let’s get ramblin’.

    Okay hard drinkers, let’s drink hard. I’m buyin’.

    All right, vampire killers… let’s kill some fucking vampires.
    — all from Seth Gecko (Geo. Clooney) in From Dusk ‘Til Dawn

    Laugh while you can, monkey-boy. — John Whorfin (John Lithgow) in The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai

    Remember, no matter where you go, there you are. — Buckaroo Banzai (Peter Weller)

    imdb.com rocks for refreshing my memory on the above.

    And my #1 favourite quote ever (book, radio scripts, TV and now movie): I think you ought to know I’m feeling very depressed. — Marvin the Paranoid Android in The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

  10. Shit Machine said 2388 days ago

    “I don’t be ticklin’ or nothin’.”

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  12. semmy said 1702 days ago

    I have never seen such type of scene. Good

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