Weve all done it. Weve fallen in love with songs that now seem ridiculous. I can’t believe what sort of crap I’ve listened to in my day. And what better to do than share those lovely, yet humiliating chunks of musical and lyrical bull than right here in front of hundreds, no thousands, no billions of people. Also, I seem to be fond of lists, maybe its the fact that I am horrid at writing.
- This is how we party - S.O.A.P
- Toxic - Britney Spears
- My Humps - Black Eyed Peas
- All the things she said - Tatu
- Tearin’ out my heart - ‘N Sync
- U + Me = Us - 2gether
- One Jump Ahead - Brad Kane ( Aladdin Soundtrack )
- Bootylicious - Destiny’s Child
- This is Me - Dream
- Hungry like the wolf - Duran Duran
- Straight up funk - Five
- Danger Zone - Gwen Stefani
- Come Clean - Hilary Duff
- Jenny from the block - Jennifer Lopez
- You had me - Joss Stone
- Rock your body - Justin Timberlake
- Be my lover - La Bouche
- Down Under - Men at Work
- Hangin’ Tough - New Kids on the Block
- Drogostea Din Tei - O-Zone
- Hit me with your best shot - Pat Benatar
- Push it - Salt-N-Pepa
- Tangled up in me - Skye Sweetname
- I wanna be bad - Willa Ford
- Hold the line - Toto
Also, I just wanted to let you know ahead of time…..No I am NOT gay. It may look like it, but this post is more of a confessional more than anything. These are all the songs that I mock in front of people but secretly dance to at home 
Britney Spears? Big no-no. You just lost an RSS reader dude. Oh, and it’s “Tearin’ Up My Heart” by N’Sync (not that I listen to them, no really).
Hey, don’t be dissin’ Men at Work and Salt-N-Pepa!
Rogie,
We love you thanx 4 inviting us to yo house! So ya I really have nothin to say about the songs because I don’t really like any of them either!! Well Got to Go KJ is making me leave!
Lotta Luv
Tiernee
by the way, kj is the coolest!!!!
Rogie,
You’re the coolest. See ya @ camp.
from the coolest person ever,
Heather Wilson
Ok, with the exception of “Down Under” proves that you’re home sk00l’d. No man in our age bracket should listen to that stuff. It’s OK if you’re an 11 year old girl. But if it stimulates your crazy good design skills, more power to ya.
So, in all fairness I’ll share a song or two that I’m ashamed I like(d).
Dead Man’s Party - Oingo Boingo
Wind of Change - Scorpions
Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure and Bogus Journey Soundtracks - Various Artists
Honorable mention embarassing groups: New Edition, Troop and even Vanilla Ice (What! Don’t lie! I wasn’t the only one!)
When I was 12 or so the music scene was a horrible place and I was a confused child. I remember listening to horrible late 80’s early 90’s R&B crap. Gosh I can’t even remember some of the atrocities my ears and young mind allowed and even in some cases welcomed. It wasn’t until I discovered bands like Pearl Jam, Metallica, Sound Garden and RATM. Granted this isn’t the only kind of music I like. And even though I look back now and say that early R&B stuff is something I’m moderatly embarassed of (WAIT WTF? There is a bump on Adult Swim…. Did you know they are bring PeeWee’s Playhouse to Adult Swim?) it did give me a a good sense of rhythem and an appreciation for this thing called Hip-Hop; Long live Del and Doc Oc!
After saying most of that… I guess I’m sorry. I’ve listened to some pretty crappy music in my time. I love you, but I can’t forgive the Nsync.
I don’t see anything wrong with Men at Work, Pat Benatar, or Toto.
Had to put some thought into this one…went through my ITUNES…next question should be what is everyone’s most played songs in ITUNES
Kokomo- Beach Boys
Can’t live without your love and affection -Nelson
Good Vibrations-Marky Mark
I Think We’re Alone Now-Tiffany
My Love is Like Wo-Mya
Bump Bump Bump- B2K
I touch Myself- The Devinyls
Sunglasses at Night-Cory Hart
Some Girls Dance With Women-JC Chasez
Sussudio-Phil Collins
Breakfast @ Tiffany’s-Deep Blue Something
And all of Nsync/Backstreet
@Jamie - Crud, why did you have to bring out more stuff that I have listened to and danced to in my office…why!??! I guess I had no pride once I posted this post, so you are only pushing the dagger in further
Sussudio is a classic. Also, I forgot to mention seperate ways by Journey…now thats a dandy.
@Sean - I totally agree. You are well on your way to finding perfection.
Leave it to eddy to post bands I’ve never heard of. However, Vanilla Ice is swiss.
All Out Of Love by Air Supply
Celebrate by Cool and the Gang
El Shaddai by Amy Grant